Bronze Takes the Gold

Hypothetical situation: It's Monday morning, and you're ready to go back to work after a nice long weekend at the beach. You can't wait to brag to your coworkers about your fun in the sun, and show off your gorgeous golden tan and sunkissed cheeks, but there's one small problem - that golden tan is nonexistent, as are the sunkissed cheeks, and you're as pale as you were last February. You've been