Only MAC Could Do Matte Like This

Oh man, I remember some dark, dark times with matte lipstick. It was the early/mid-90s and matte lipstick was everywhere...although it seemed the shade selection consisted only of brick reds and various shades of "neutral" ranging from pale beige to chocolate brown. The textures were horrid and somehow made even the most voluptuous lips look thin. It makes me think of mean, tight-lipped