Pale at the Beach? MAC To The Rescue

This is what happens when you trust a self-tanner to do its job and it doesn't deliver. FAIL!The pale didn't look so bad in artificial light but when I got out into the sun it was revealed in all its pallid glory. As you can see, my skin is nearly blue. I'm all for the Nicole Kidman/Marcia Cross pale look, but my skin has never had the "porcelain" quality of theirs, so...no thanks.Shortly after