Allow Me to Digress, Just This Once...

This has nothing to do with makeup or beauty products whatsoever, but I have found myself unable to keep silent about this. I was flipping through December Allure when I came upon this absolutely hideous and unnecessary creation. These, my friends, are Swarovski crystal-encrusted Adidas sandals. The very same sandals that college guys used to wear with socks to schlep around the dorms. The ones