Out of Breath

How would you feel about brushing with espresso-flavored toothpaste? How about a curry-flavored variety? I've dabbled in the arena of designer toothpastes with brands like Marvis, but never before have I seen such offbeat flavors as those offered by Breath Palette. To me, some of these seem like the dental care equivalent of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans (the grotesque jelly beans inspired by